Interesting comments of life................

True love is like a pillow

u can hug when u r in trouble

u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy

so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow


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Marriages are made in heaven

then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage


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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.


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I wrote ur name on the sand ............ ....

it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in air......... ......... .........

it got blown away,

So i wrote ur name in my heart....... .......

I got a HEART ATTACK


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LOVE is like a CIGAR

It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke......and ends in ashes...

But dont worry - we are chain smokers


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ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur inocence to a child

but in stupidity

u have no comparison

u r the best


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Dear Friend,


when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock


ARE U REALLY DEAF ?


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I had VODKA with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had WHISKY with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had RUM with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!


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when i call u;

1 ring means i'm thinking of u;

2 ring means i like u;

3 means i miss u;

4 means ...........pick d phone idiot


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Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence .

Student : WOW !


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The human brain is a most outstanding thing.......

it functions 24hrs 365 days.....

it functions right from the time you are Born....

until you fall in love


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SMILE - is a language of love

SMILE - is a source to win hearts...

SMILE - creates greatness in your personality

SO....

Brush ur Teeth today onwards


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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..

A beer shortens your life by 4 min..

A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

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--If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun--